Monday, July 26, 2010

"I Over Repented"

More like you "over bent" too far during your massage.  Ted Haggard calls his gay affair his "crisis" and that it was a massage gone wrong.  I'm sure the meth was just part of the aromatherapy session as well.  He then compares himself to some very elite company indeed:
"Tiger Woods needs to golf. Michael Vick needs to be playing football. Ted Haggard needs to be leading a church."
Way to go Ted!  Compare yourself to a professional adulterer and a profession dog killer (although I understand they also play golf and football respectively).  He has founded a new church called St. James Church.  No word on whether James was his masseuse or not.  He is also boasting that he now cusses.  Congratulations Ted.  Fuck off.


  1. "Haggard now says his scandal is helping him reach out to people."

    I believe the term is "reach around." Bu dum, ching!

  2. I almost wish I believed in hell. Hell, I wish I ran hell. I'd set a special place aside for scumbag charlatans from Joseph Smith to Popov, Haggard, Hinn, Edward and Van Praagh. Assholes.

    Crime Dog