Ezekiel 23:19-20 (New International Version, ©2011)
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
That's just nasty. Who new the Bible had such great smut and porn? You know, that is so nasty, maybe we should have the Bible banned from any place where children could be exposed to such things. Like Harry Potter and Huck Finn because, well, those are nasty stories as well.